Fire Jerry T-Shirt – The Official Statement

THE REAL PROBLEM IS THE OWNER/GM COMBO
This Shirt Is The Perfect Statement.

Since change isn’t coming, at least you can change your shirt.

$29.99 Flash Sale – $5 Off Until Jerry’s Next Awful Trade!

I WANT ME SOME GLORY HOLE (GET THE SHIRT)

🚫 IMPORTANT: Jerry Jones Gets $0!

Your purchase supports small business, not the Owner/GM’s wallet.

★★★★★ (Rated 4.9/5 by fed-up fans)

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“All-In” (Then Going 7-10)

We’ve heard the promises. We’ve seen the results. This shirt is for every fan who bought the hype and paid the price.

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The Mingo Trade (or any trade)

When the GM makes decisions that leave the entire fanbase screaming at the TV. This shirt is your voice in the stadium.

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The Heir Apparent (Stephen)

The only thing scarier than the current situation is the succession plan. Show solidarity for a better future (we can dream).

Zero Risk. All Frustration Expressed.

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